Saturday, 19 December 2015

Neville Has Given All The Elves A Pay Cut...

A message to Santa from his two loyal elves, Derek Droopy-Ears and Elvis Curly-Toes...

Hello Santa!

We've already told you about some of the things that nasty Neville has been up to since you left him in charge, like putting nice kids on the naughty list and changing the sign to 'Neville's Toy Factory'.  But the worst thing of all is that Neville has given all the elves a fifty percent pay cut!

We know things are tight this year and there's a global recession at the moment, but Neville isn't even planning to use the extra money to make more toys for the kids.  He's planning to spend the money on himself!

As evidence, we've uploaded a photo of our new contract which Neville issued to all the elves this morning...

Official memo from Neville the Elf informing the elves of the pay cut.

You have to do something, Santa!  You can't let Neville get away with this!  Please come back to the toy factory at once before Neville ruins Christmas for everyone!

Your loyal elves,

Derek Droopy-Ears and Elvis Curly-Toes.

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